Naco Siren
I built llama.cpp’s Android binding — the new one, don‘t you know,
Because Google’s MediaPipe was just. too. damn. slow.
I also built these handy native apps with a snappy intutive flow,
Because the ones out there are either nonexistent or below.
I used to build a lot of Hackintosh — what a show,
Unleashing every PC from the Windowslop death row.
So here I wish upon a fruit: that one day Tim or so
Will spot this blog and draft me for the sacred killing blow —
A holy crusade, a righteous march, to lay Microslop low.